"Sleep tries to seduce me by promising a more reasonable tomorrow."
"I miss you the most at night. When everything is quiet and the silence reminds me that I’m not sleeping next to you."
things that are enjoyable:
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower
(Source: alltimeboners, via langleav)
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.